There’s only one reason to have a female friend or stay in contact with your ex girlfriend, and that reason is to crush ass with reckless abandon. If you can list any other reasons, please turn in your man card and quietly exit the hallowed halls of our fine educational establishment to take your place among the ranks of the beta army. It’s been tossed around the Manosphere for a year or two now, but the statement that sums it up the best is “I don’t have female friends.

So here’s a mid-week wakeup call for you: Make a list of all the women you’ve spent more than a total of 60 minutes with in person or on the phone in the past 90 days. Cross off the women in your immediate family. Cross off the ones you’ve put your penis in over the course of the past 90 days. If there are any women still listed including the women you work with, delete their phone number, and never speak to them again outside of work unless you’re making a strong effort to get the bang

Having female acquaintances is fine if she’s your buddy’s girlfriend or you work with her or something, but having female friends should be a punishment reserved for females. To use yet another quote I don’t know the origin of: “Women have boyfriends and they have girlfriends. If you’re not fucking her, you’re her girlfriend.” Staying clear of these setups preserves your edge and ensures you never become the emotional support guy who gets nothing in return.

Mentu’s Seventh Law of Dickatry: Any woman who truly cares about you will fulfill your desire for sexual attention when you fulfill her desire for emotional attention. Mentu’s Eighth Law of Dickatry: Your willingness to befriend a woman in a sexless arena exposes your inability to sex a woman in a friendless arena. Mentu’s Ninth Law of Dickatry: Any time you encounter a woman over the legal age of consent, you have entered the sexual marketplace.